The Great Indian Weekened! Really, NO. I am a Dreamer !!
Mumbaikars: There is nothing interesting on Television today, let's go and burn some buses.
Me: Why are you burning the buses?
Mumbaikars: Some chinese have entered Mumbai.
Me: Great, you have put the Bengalis to shame.
"Mumbaikars Don't fret, atleast i am writing about you, there are few geographically isolated places i don't talk about (Assam)".
I am an Escapist
Sunday:: Of Aug 12, should be renamed as Sushil kumar Shinday (oops Sunday). Great Punch, Give him one too.
Me: We had a highest ever tally of medals, Yay!.
Cynics: Yea, we have won 6 medals out of 1.2 billion people.
Me: We won not because of our system but despite our system.
Cynics: Whatever, we have 0 Gold, China has 38.
Me: Yes, we had 2 Silver, 4 Bronze and 1 Bappi da so we still Win ...Boo Ya!
I am an Optimist
Bottomline: I am a DORK!